do herpes really smell.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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