i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
