This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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