I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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