Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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