im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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