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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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