I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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