I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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