i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
