Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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