enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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