Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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