You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
