does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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