Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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