okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
