i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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