Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
