I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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