Just mADE A PArabola og urine
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
