What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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