i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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