The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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