I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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