I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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