so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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