PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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