They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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