Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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