I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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