dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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