I don't think brook has ever known best
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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