Can i not drive my cunt home
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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