there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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