Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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