I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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