yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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