Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
