He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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