There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
