Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I think your dad took our porno
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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