New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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