she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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