yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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