Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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