i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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