how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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