We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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