she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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