Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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