make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
After tacos, we're chasing women.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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