It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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