Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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