i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Randomize